Monday, March 29, 2010

Packing would be easy!

Dear Germany,
Please pack up everything, buildings, food, people, land, trees, air, cars, autobahn, beer, flowers, etc. and move closer to the United States. I miss you terribly and you're currently the home of some good friends! I'd like to sit with them and have a fizzy drink or two. Maybe we could enjoy some wonderbar food, or some coffee that's way too strong to sip without cream...and cream that isn't refrigerated!
And skinny people with blonde hair and blue eyes.
Bicycling everywhere!
"Dirty" shops in Bremen!
Discovery my heritage!
Learning there is more than can be done with wood than just making paper!
Eating strawberries fresh off the vine...and consuming so much that a rash may develop.The cleanest air ever personally experienced.

Enjoying a meal with these people.

Motherland, if you do this for me, I promise to perfect my not-nearly perfect German. I will also cook delicious meals and learn to can. Making jelly from roses will be a cinch, and the garden from where the petals will come from will be immaculate. I will hold my heritage in my heart and on my sleeve.

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